Would you ever consider decanting petrol into a glass, in your kitchen when the gas hob is on?
...You're an idiot. That's you. Not the government. Not the fuel tanker drivers. Not the media who have whipped you up into a frenzy. That's you = an idiot.
If no...You have just passed the common sense test, and do not deserve severe burns.
I imagine that an idiot burning themselves with petrol they caused to ignite via their own lack of forethought is the kind of thing that the media would love to put a spin on... oh look what is happening here?
I would vote Baroness Warsi a million times over if she'd have just laughed and said "What an idiot!"
Forgive me, but I would like to think we're capable of looking after
ourselves as a species, and it triggers a darkly comic despair when
people fail to live up to a minimum standard. Not saying I am perfect,
but I tend to ask for help or look for guidance if doing something for
the first time. If unsure, I would look up "How to decant petrol," on
google or something similar. But fire + petrol? Give me strength, it is
not the place of the government to wipe people's arses for them.