Ladies. When you've finished shaving your legs, do you feel the need to drape some silk across them and/or cross them a lot or leap around like a startled fawn, clumsily clashing your legs together like you've only just learned to use them.
Men, when you've finished shaving do you make a pleased face and nod at yourself in the mirror whilst dragging your hand across your freshly shorn chops against the grain...Plus do you still have stubble anyway.
Kids, does your every action have to be accompanied by jingly jingly xylophone music and the parps and toots of a kazoo or similar wind instrument...Often a woman with a hint of an accent will call you a babeh (as in babe - eh?).
Dogs. Are you a dumb stupid bloke with a working class and/or over excited accent...You're frequently outsmarted by...
Cats. Are you a sophisticated and patronising silky voiced woman with a narcissistic personality complex?
Men, why are you thick as shit and unable to complete the most simple tasks without receiving a withering stare from the women in your family.
Teenagers, do you always act like the world owes you a living, and your time on the planet is spent saying "Dad!" in an exasperated tone whilst storming upstairs.
Anybody playing a computer game, why do you use an N64 control pad to play something on the Xbox360? Or why is your modern game sporting sound-effects produced by a 1980s C64.
TV adverts. Populated by shit stereotypes.